god fucking dammit


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I just see Linda Blair's head swiveling and rasping out, "Your mother sucks cocks in hell." Sorry. Not ladylike or fitting language for a bodhisattva, but....


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i can't live without him


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I can't lie.


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i'd be ecstatic about this


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But it was probably only that Barackenaten had been there "community organizing" right before Trump came in and pooped in their punchbowl. If, however, Germany and other EU nations start doing business with Russia openly, it will be a very good sign. Don't hold your breath.


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you came to see me


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I was at my desk outdoors, and you were in my overstuffed chair outdoors. I was hoping you could see I'd been cleaning, that, yes, some of my clutter is still only stuffed into bags until I can sort it, but overall trending toward clean and no longer so encrusted with the sticky powders of demoralization.

Jordan Peterson was somewhere off in an earthly incarnation talking about honesty and truth, that only going for truth and being honest about it will bring truth for the world. We were saying it too, as I nervously stuck a bag of clutter between cleaned desk objects.

My heart was full. Finally the elation was not so overwhelming I could only see you vanish. But then you handed me something odd, like memorabilia encased and strung like sausages, but wound up like a measuring tape and told me to measure a house with it. I did it so carefully, and it almost went the entire girth of the house.

I didn't know if that was bad or good and there was some discussion of something else to finish the circuit around the house, but you'd turned into a beautiful woman, unfamiliar but deeply loved. I pointed off to some painted desert hoodoos and announced that was the Feather River, that stretched for thousands of miles. She nodded. I woke up.


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on 10 november 2016


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All the headlines across the globe should have read "THERE IS A GOD!" No matter how risible or horrible or uncomfortable Donny ever gets, it would have been far worse. Nobody can refute that, try as they might.


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what kind of ninny would be shocked about iran telling the truth?


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Get it straight. Since the revolution put the ayatollahs in charge, lying is not part of Iran's policy. Not any of it. Not foreign and not domestic. We might not love it, but lying is not their bag. On the world stage, words from official Iran should be taken seriously, and if you think they're lying, you should immediately suspect yourself of having been lethally mindfucked.


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mister world chessboard and mister cher


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I guess the one didn't drink enough baby's blood and the other had a good run considering all the booze he drank in his life.


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support american values


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Reap the karma.


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luckily


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I consume copious amounts of brain food every day.


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central park


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Nobody wants to be there at night.


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stultifying


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We enacted the best environmental protection statutes in the entire country decades ago. This will have been because it served to make the public proud of their state, not to protect the environment. It served also to raise the cost of decimating California, and planet decimators of all stripes were delighted to pay it so they could wave official papers around to show that planet decimation was no part of their businesses.

It's worked like a charm all this time, but someone has managed to fall afoul of this perfect arrangement. Some dumb brute who must never have graduated eighth grade or something.


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no. really.


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If anyone would have believed me about my mother, none of this would be even a little surprising. And it is a wonder to me how many others can draw the parallels between behaviors observed in childhood and what's going on out there in the world right now.

On the one hand, that sounds like a dumb question, but on the other, it really amazingly doesn't seem to me that most others can do that. I'm flummoxed by it, and that's no brag.


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i know this is true


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Because my mother existed.


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pure


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I rather think not.

Taking glib to stratospheric heights, Emperor of Earth, Nosbaracktu crashes Donny's party, no doubt drilling Angela on her lines. He might do well to remember he was the one who instituted imprisonment without trial, and presidential hit lists... except, of course, the glob of putrefying cartilage will have at least half of Trump's Secret Service ready to shoot the president in the head and blame it on Melania at any time.


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ultra-important information


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It's true that you can barely move, movement feels like swimming through taffy, and yet you are zapping and quaking and fizzing worse than any electrical storm you ever lived through. Even when you can get to the point where your body doesn't take your mind along with it, it is no picnic, and good information is crucial to survival.


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me too, julian


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And convinced they're so righteous and clever while they do it.


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in the first place


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If that were true it proves the whole drama over covert astrophysical superiority of the psychopaths is like Walt Disney fighting with R. Crumb over whose work is better-sourced.

It also proves people who take Monopoly money seriously will swallow anything, which, of course, would be laughable if it were not the number one cause of suffering on this planet. It would show those who like it so much when they don't really need it, or too much when they really do, are alike motivated by greed.

But enough of that. What would this putative huge hunk of metal be like when it reached the surface of our planet? How radioactive would it be after crossing the VanAllen belts to get here, and how many fucking trips would it take to accommodate the quadrillions needed to make everybody finally stop believing in balanced books?

Or, if we do in fact have the physics to propel craft into space using the fabric of the cosmos itself as fuel and making pockets of radiation-negation around them, doesn't this constitute an offer the psychopaths can't refuse?


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