avoiding family?
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Calories? The Darwinian road and sky lotto? Just generally surly about injuns feeding pilgrims? Socially unacceptable? Fiscally embarrassed? Hate football and parades? Whatever your excuse, you now have a way to entertain yourself while yer eating yer ham'n eggs breakfast, ham'n cheese lunch and ham'n pie dinner, ignoring the turkeys completely.
always and any time....