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Alvin is way too fat for his badly-formed legs. All equines are divas into shaking their booties to the beat of the music. Shetland ponies are ornery little buggers who will bite you soon as look at you and dump you faster than that... which may have something to do with the appalling state of his grooming and leaving hoofed animals in mucky enclosures is extremely bad for their feet.
pipe up any time....
