i have an idea


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Why doesn't Putin call up, give our guys an hour's warning and then rain missiles down on that base? No, you say? He's not a psychopath killer, you say? Follows international law, you say? But why, then, does the rest of the world not intervene to evict our invader troops and have done with wholesale slaughter?

Oh, wait. This is Earth.

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I know nobody's supposed to even be able to ask anymore, but who are these "partner forces"? ISIS? Israel? Trinidad and Tobago? These people talk too fast.


pipe up any time....