april space egg easter fool's day


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There has been too much about this in the complicated system of pipes. People want it to fall on Florida or their neighbor or are certain that with their luck it will hit them or bitched about the imprecision of the predictions or made cracks about Russia's progress in protecting us from asteroids, even though this isn't an asteroid... sitting back, using their imaginations... and if benevolent space aliens were real, this would not be happening.

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I have been watching it bouncing up and down near the bottom of the ionosphere for its latest orbit of the planet. Sort of like watching paint bubble... now late afternoon... and it's making me want to have a nap. If anything exciting or erratic takes place, it would only be while my back is turned anyway.

BTW, there are bozos out there who are feeling sorry for the astronauts onboard. Not only has there been no crew aboard it for nearly five full years, but if there were anything alive on it, it would have been burnt to a crisp for quite a while already... but, never mind. It's more fun to speculate on the porn they're watching to compensate for their impending crash into the planet.

I thought this was just people being smart asses... at first... but now the realization is dawning that these idiots aren't kidding. There are days when my determination to spread myself around, politics of lifestyle wise, just seriously isn't fun.

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6:20pm PDT

Have not napped. Cowboy cooked some coffee. Watching two trackers now. It's like a rock skipping across water. Eventually it will plunk for the last time.

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According to the AP, it's already splashed down in the South Pacific, but if that is a fact, WHAT is it both these trackers are tracking? [NOTHING....] Are we talking more online graphic mindfucks or somebody at the AP falling for a false alarm?

Or is this April Fools Day?

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Should've gone to RT for the straight dope earlier.


pipe up any time....