old uncle dave's theory


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He has long opined that women wear makeup, not just to look more sexually ready, but to emulate having been beaten, that bruised and bloodied turns men on... or lots of them... you know, in the caveman tradition... cellular memory banks sort of thing....

Well, whatever it is, it's getting more blatant... but unless they do something about the smell of that putty they're all wearing, we're going to have to add necrophilia into the mix because it does smell more like embalming fluid than women or flowers or anything remotely sexy or nice.


pipe up any time....