are you a miserable geezer with aches and pains and insomnia?

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Your only hope may be to go full hippie on it.

No shit, man.

I was eating wussy pot gummy candies last month to test out their efficacy for my suffering friend, Billy. My altruism may have landed me in another goddam dilemma of destitution. THEY WORK! I have gotten more and better sleep from these tasty little 5mg gummy candies than EVER with the standard chill pills.

No shit, man.

I feel radically more lucid and capable, and while barely having felt anything approximating stoned. I just eat one or two before bed and the most INSANE thing then happens.



This is a catastrophe. I so completely and no shit cannot afford this.

pipe up any time....