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I have today declared total victory over my clogged kitchen sink. I would not call a plumber. I would not rent a snake. I would not give in to despair. I bought enzymes and did not lose heart. It took nearly two weeks, but my long nightmare is over. My kitchen sink and the pipe therefrom are both sparkling and displaying NO sign of resistance.
Fuck the gods of existential anguish.
I'm free.
pipe up any time....
