Showing posts with label health. Show all posts
Showing posts with label health. Show all posts

maybe i'm whipping a dead horse


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Because we're mostly geezers here, who've probably already gotten past the point of no return, but I keep thinking you could at least help spare children and grandchildren even so.


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ya, know


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The Besties were talking about this maybe curing arthritis....


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i cannot decide on my best fantasy future


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Brigham is one of my heroes, despite the insane expense for anyone lucky enough to use Ways2Well for their health. I do not know if even his ketamine patches for pain would work on my smished/arthritic spine problem, but just that he would get on the JRE and announce to the world about how they are a very safe and effective non-addictive alternative to pain meds and he can sell them to us for dirt cheap is enough to make me love him forever.

I'd have to move to Texas, which is TOO FUCKING HOT for me ever to be upright there. We'd have to find me a battery of orderlies to wheel me around on a goddam gurney. MAYBE Elon would dig me a climate-controlled underground bunker there?

Oh... and... turns out Bobby's on today's JRE....


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the price of ignorance


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Is not only measured in dollars. No, also in decades and centuries and lives.


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suddenly saudi


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Popping up positive...?


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i think most of my public here — UPDATED


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Consists of codgers... to one extent or another... with some intermittent surprises... and I'm always trying to arm everyone with valuable insights and information... with punctuations that come in the form of a heh or a brief musical interlude or some peek at the workings of a nutty old broad or whatever I think might enhance one's ability to progress from A to Z in the healthiest, happiest, most sensible fashion.

So yer probably old.

PAY ATTENTION.

Fuck off with yer annual flu shot bullshit. Yes, geezers are usually the ones out of all of us who die from silly stuff like colds and flu, but THE "VACCINES" ARE NOT VACCINATING US! They're killing us.

Just stop it. Load up on Vitamin C, D3/K2, zinc, NAD+... all the shit that assists geriatric immune systems. Then you won't get the motherfucking cold or flu that might've wanted to threaten yer wrinkled old ass.

AND, you will get bonus points in heaven if you think to impart this news to your friends and descendants. You could be personally credited with preventing the birth of an autistic, chronically ill or dead grandchild!

Your penchant for consensus is driving this planet off the edge of this galaxy.

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UPDATE: My friend, Hank, just sent me a darn pertinent link that might help convince you you're under a spell and, for the sake of your posterity, you ought to wake up from it.

I'm gonna tell you what I'm telling him. No matter how daunting or vexing you might find it, "'Remember, George, this is no time to go wobbly.'"

Don't go back to sleep. They're relentless, yes, and we're all mortal, but even if it's awful, the alternative is worse. Open yer yap and help the oblivious dipshits running dipshit obliviously toward that ledge.


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for the nine-thousandth time


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Vaccines cause more damage than they prevent. They've always been iffy, but it's MUCH worse since they added adjuvants and started piling them on at ludicrously young ages. PAY ATTENTION! They're NO replacement for your unhealthy nutritional choices turning you into a sickly germ magnet! They only make it worse.


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bobby's working hard


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And saving lives.


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new healthcare plan


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Is at least far greater'n Obamacare.


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having been blown to bits


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And then incompetently sewn back together by a couple of bozo "surgeons" a few years ago, I feel I ought to tell you that I no longer have qualms about Elon telling us we're going to have robot surgeons. Maybe they won't be perfect, but I think there may actually be fewer points of possible failure placing our trust in a robot surgeon.


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is being ancient and crotchety getting you down?


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Here's an overview for those of you too timid to go to the source. I've been drinking my water with MSM in it for months, and unless I've spaced out drinking enough of it each day, the indescribably horrific spinal pain is almost completely gone.

Costs about twenty bucks per four months' supply.

Don't be a jackass. No need to shoot yerseff.


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lower drug prices


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Even though they ought not to be able to give them away free....


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a zen moment


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Is like taking your vitamins.


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studies show


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It helps ward off or alleviate senility....


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sensible doctor?


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Took 33 years? Better late than never.


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in case it has slipped your mind


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THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE....

And it's NOT just kids....


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they probably didn't want to publish this study


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Because they were using crazy people to get their results... IF the study ever even took place. I mean, I believe this dude, but give us a mother fucking link to the study, or even some reference to it in the literature, you maniac.


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nutrition


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If yer old, you want to listen to this. No. Really.


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