thursday 's links are full of woe

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Like I woke up today to realize my dearest roommate in my life was getting married to the love of her life on this day 45 years ago, and I was wearing that fabulous Jayne-Mansfield-esque dress to their wedding. High heels and a gardenia in my stupidly long hair.

Only old people have been married this long.

yes, well, obviously not into infinity

do NOT touch our 2nd amendment

thank god we're dealing with a buncha einsteins

puer eternis

russia is superior

trying to get the witness killed?

revenge of the gingers

in case we are not demoralized enough yet

dammit, now i'm hungry

i would like to be his patient

sure there's gonna be a ceasefire

appropriately ludicrous — So probably true.


pipe up any time....