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Like I woke up today to realize my dearest roommate in my life was getting married to the love of her life on this day 45 years ago, and I was wearing that fabulous Jayne-Mansfield-esque dress to their wedding. High heels and a gardenia in my stupidly long hair.
Only old people have been married this long.
yes, well, obviously not into infinity
do NOT touch our 2nd amendment
thank god we're dealing with a buncha einsteins
puer eternis
russia is superior
trying to get the witness killed?
revenge of the gingers
in case we are not demoralized enough yet
dammit, now i'm hungry
i would like to be his patient
sure there's gonna be a ceasefire
appropriately ludicrous — So probably true.
pipe up any time....



