i have a perfect plan to neutralize nukes

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We need to start farming fungi and we need armies of black ops to go infect all reactors and missile silos, et cetera, with overwhelming fungal force.
Researchers at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine of Yeshiva University have found evidence that fungi possess a previously undiscovered talent with profound implications: the ability to use radioactivity as an energy source for making food and spurring their growth.
I bet we could get Chernobyl for cheap.