oh, fer chrissakes

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WHATis wrong with me? This has been plastered all over the internet for the past couple days and I have steadfastly resisted watching it. Something came over me and I finally just clicked on the sucker. First: I would decline to marry anyone who did this to me. Second: I've always thought marriages should be just the bride and groom... no state, no family, no friends, no officials of any sort. And third: No, I wouldn't be afraid to say no.

BUT!

I'm sittin' here sobbing, going all epileptic, choking on my scrambled eggs anyway.

WHAT is wrong with me?
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