first you grow the potatoes

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Then you peel off 80% of the nutrition. Then you cut them into fries shape. Then you take out the other 20% of the nutrition. Then you spray with sugar and chemicals. Partially cook them in genetically modified vegetable oil. Freeze them. Finish cooking them in genetically modified vegetable oil. Dump a shitload of the bad kind of salt on them.

And serve.
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