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But... better get 'er done....
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6pm PST — +1 pair of pants....
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7pm PST — +1 lightweight sweater and a pair of socks....
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7:13pm PST — 69〫and forecast pickup +1 cup of coffee....
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7:15pm PST — +1 cup of coffee....
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7:19pm PST — -1 cigarette went out... lighter MIA....
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7:59pm PST — +3 lighters....
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8pm PST — polls close in guest bedroom....
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8:18pm PST — exit pollers in the hallway have broken up a fight between Enlightenment Party and Sarcasm Party regulars. Voter intimidation issues rife in master bathroom. Despite this disorderly Election Night behavior, our dear president nines is expected to win....
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8:25pm PST — linen closet calls the race for nines... East Coast voters can go to bed now....
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9:15pm PST — +3 for president nines in Stinson Beach....
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9:55pm PST — update from smoke-filled room: Peace and Health Party negotiates a vice-presidency for Vladimir Putin.... Barring any major upsets from the Apocalyptic Exasperation Party, the race will be officially called for the nines/Putin ticket at 10pm PST.
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