rumor has it

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That this will clear up all our confusion about this alignment or ascension business supposedly hitting us in about thirty-six hours or less....

Having just averted some personal misery by listening to Reverend Billy, taken him to heart, I have spun the knobs and cranks in this hotrod to such an extent in my search for the remedy that doesn't bankrupt me, I am going to download the upgrades waiting and reboot this puppy, sit down with a big cup of coffee and see what I see....

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No. Really. You really want to take the time for this. It makes sense of so much. I mean, if you could visualize what all these different people have been talking about, without even visualizing it themselves, then you could skip it, but otherwise, you might want to consider putting it about for nobody to freak if the sun doesn't go down or come up for three days.

Honestly. You shouldn't miss this.
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