i need a dash cam for my bed

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And a complete stranger had to email me to tell me they couldn't comment on my blog unless they signed in to some service they don't have. Ahem. I investigated. Then it all came back to me.

Sorry. I forgot. I put it back. But you might've said something.

Anyway, this morning, not long ago, I woke up to find my head being shoved into that your-mother-sucks-cocks-in-hell position by... by my own right hand. Said hand, in fact, was jackknifed back so far that it was what woke me. It had cut the circulation off backwards to the point where the pain was too intense to sleep through. Oddly enough, it seems to be working fine now.

After I did wake up is when my neck and ear and sinuses and lymph nodes started screaming at me. There seems to be a javelin been thrust through my right ear from a high angle so that it reaches into the back of my sinus and down my throat.

We needed a picture of it.