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Sex is so ecstatic because your senses finally get a hold of connection that has always been there. Mine are all then bent on getting our molecules all mixed up. I can never decide if I want to be in your ribcage or you to be in mine. Still, this is not enough for me. Not intimate enough. Bodies can't do that.

They're big whoopee cushions.
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