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I got it for my birthday in the third grade. I immediately went about looking at absolutely everything I could think of with it. I discovered that nothing looks like itself when you do that. I discovered we never see what is... unless we stop ourselves and look with the eye no optician ever helps correct. I realized that no one ever does this either... not even scientists. I was in the third grade.
I should have listened to me.
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So now I'm going to cut out six hours to listen to Michael....
