i want MY doctor


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It's NOT too much to ask.

While we're at it, can I get a pharmacy?

I know I'm old and brought up on sanity, but, seriously. Really?

You guys took my ENTIRE morning with shit that has not changed in the THIRTEEN YEARS I've been your customer? Are you fucking nuts? DON'T ANSWER THAT! Yes. Yes, you bloody well ARE.

Do you know that in just about ANY other country, when I need a medication I can walk right into any pharmacy and buy it? Like a grown up human? Like a lucid person? Without ANY of your horse shit that NEVER, EVER, EVER comes without a mistake somewhere in it?

The lady who cuts my hair says that being a consumer is now a full time job. More than that! There is no business or government agency that does not make you do ALL the work. They are there to enter shit into computers and collect a paycheck.

GIVE ME A FUCKING BAR CODE, AN AFFABLE ANDROID, AND LEAVE ME ALONE.

[I was kind to every last one of them. I always am.]


pipe up any time....