a really bad movie

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Every afternoon I go out my front door, naked but for a huge linen babydoll, to squirt a little water on the flowers I have potted on either side of it. They're potbound. If I don't give them a little drink every day, they droop.

John and Nelly's daughter was out gardening when I tried to sneak out there unobserved yesterday, so I just made sure to hold the hem down on my very short huge dress or the world was going to have a very scary view, and went over to say hello and be friendly and luny neighborly.

After the initial smalltalk, she began inveighing against the abusive pig fascist president... almost like I was talking with an early incarnation of Commander Data instead of my neighbor.

I swear to God you guys are scaring me.

pipe up any time....