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I am driving home until the twenny-second when I have to come back to get my left eyeball replaced. I already can SEE out my right eye for the first time in decades, which has been the biggest part of the problem, but my left eye has been swirling the drain and it was on the horns of legal blindness there. I'M SAVED! I can go back to feigning competence and function and human adulthood.
Unless my car breaks down.
pipe up any time....
