i do NOT want to go to the ER

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Or the goddam not-a-doctor doctor. They're all sending me their stupid pandemic circulars one day and then their assurances that black lives matter the next, and I'm all thinking this kidney stone could be big enough to break my monitor when I throw it at the medical android emails.

Anyway, the pain is even worse and breaks between the screaming and writhing and relative serenity are fewer and further between today. So try not to worry about me. If I have to deal with "medical professionals", you may want to use it on them.

I mean, ordinarily, I'm THE ideal patient. Not just now. Sorry.

pipe up any time....