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Even the healthy brands of mayonnaise have started putting SUGAR in their product suddenly! OMFG! And, the price has more than doubled in the last year.
MAYONNAISE, BOBBY, MAY OH NAZE!!!!!!
EVEN the only kind I can eat, and I'll be dead before I can grow enough avocados to get 'er done!
JESUS CHRIST ON A CRUTCH, BOBBY!
SUGAR in mayonnaise? And we're talkin' oil, Bobby, not Chateau Lafite Rothschild! I'm nearly brain dead of my efforts to find clean ways to feed myself within my budget, goddammit! Where's your killer instinct! Yer supposed to protect helpless grannies from the perfidies of "civilization" and natural disasters.
Are you going to raise our Social Security checks by double to cover this or do we starve to death in a ditch?
pipe up any time....
