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Made the bad mistake of clicking on a ridiculous food video when I woke up from my evening nap last night and, straight down a cosmic rabbit hole of chefs cooking like savages, something like five hours later, emerged in pain and desperate to start advertizing for someone in a mansion to hire me to cook for them.
Then I considered finding a chef who wanted to adopt a grandmother.
Then I made myself a chicken sammich, more essence of Clint Eastwood coffee, smoked some cigarettes and dropped like a stone. Where did I go wrong?
pipe up any time....
