probably a lie


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But you never know with Elon....

My internet has been down ALL day. Too unspeakably disorienting to bear with equanimity. So I puttered around the house until it was time to go to town. I puttered so much my back started screaming bloody murder.

I had an appointment with my bloodthirsty dermatologist and needed to go to the grocery store for some vittles. My scalp is burning from all the freezing of precancers up there. Now my back and my scalp are screaming bloody murder.

I'm trying not to hyperventilate now.


pipe up any time....