good friday links

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governor grease slick

don't bitch — we still have stupid too many generals

wish this were my driveway

i'd visit you here

since it's short, i'll listen to larry

even if true, so the fuck what — too little, too late

don't blame them — too hypocritical — if I were Iranian, I'd vaporize any invader I could possibly reach, without remorse. Just days before our president succumbed to his own vanity, I told the lady who cuts my hair that we were going to be losing some of our beloved young to this insanity, and while it was going to hurt badly, WE CANNOT BLAME IRAN FOR IT or we'll be losing our immortal souls. She heartily agreed. I'm taking my own advice.

political parties should be ILLEGAL

a thousand times worth your eyeprints

our man in havana

F-15E and A-10 shot down by Iran today

I lived through a trip to the supermarket this afternoon. My legs did not come off, and they have been feeling like they were going to break off at the hips all day. This old age business is NOT for sissies.

Also, yesterday morning was SO cold I resorted to taking the chill off with the broiler in my almost dead oven/range. A very disquieting smell came of it, and I think maybe I cooked a mouse. I mean, I don't think I cooked him alive. I think he died in that space between the oven and the range and turning on the broiler cooked his corpse.

You might think I'd've stopped it, but I opened all the windows instead and kept the broiler on to make certain that he's extremely well-done by the time I get up the courage to deal with it.

Now that I have enough groceries not to starve and not to have to leave for quite a few days, maybe I'll muster the spit to deal with anything awful lurking under there.

My roses and wild iris are blooming.

pipe up any time....