they will never declare the cold cold war


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Winnipeg or Fargo or Denver will be the new North Pole before the psychopaths fully grok they've been frozen out of... or into... their underground bases. The whole planet will be saved, albeit skewed. No one will be left to monopolize oil and control free energy. And humans can go about cleaning up the mess the psychopaths made. This is the perfect war. The war that is won before it starts. The war that never starts. No carnage. Just a huge number of psychopaths frozen in their tracks. Museum specimens for the 31st Century.