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I know Santa will wait until I fall asleep to drive up in my Porsche with the clawfoot strapped to its hood, but I will gleefully jump in it just as soon as I've had my coffee to light out for a quiet place in the wilderness to set up camp. Yes, my days will be filled with chopping firewood and ferrying buckets of water to heat for my bath, but they say it's good for my bone density.
Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas.
pipe up any time....
