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But I have had many successes in the field of culinary brilliance.
Yes, I goddam have. There are bliss ninnies out there, even to this day, pining for my kitchen sink cookies... and my Thanksgiving dinners. And people for whom I have housesat fondly remembering the leftovers they found in their fridges after they got home. And one man in particular who still mourns the loss of my sandwiches. A drunk old genius pining for my smoked salmon fettuccine alfredo. Countless secret masterpieces nobody else ever got to taste.
pipe up any time....
