it's thursday now

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oh, good, keep 'im busy with the congress

millennial interviewing tucker

speaking of tucker

mr sprinkles saves elon

yes, yes, we all want one of our own....

again, do NOT fuck with albanians

iof wants OUT of southern lebanon

i guess elon was impressed

aj and tucker

venezuela quakes take approximately the same number of casualties as iran war first day

tucker on vance

proving the strength of his iron grip

pepe — the important points in a nutshell

barnes — senile president and breaking news

two days ago

ambulatory excrement — they're not "humans"

THE "most hated"

new hydrothermal activity at yellowstone

pretty big quake near me — that i did not feel at all — and i think quakes here have been so seriously low on the richter scale here over the last 20 years that one almost never even feels them because of my theory about the juan de fuca being so close to its very tail end sliding under the north american plate that the way under there has been smoothed — the areas affected by the san andreas fault and its offshoots are nearly a hunnert miles south of me — i mean, i hope these are not famous last words, but the juan de fuca plate has been moving fairly steadily east for my whole life and the last really big quake from it was more than sixty years ago — i'm hoping it ends up sealing off the yellowstone hot spot soon... it's probably WHY that hot spot is a hot spot....

this may have something to do with maduro's "arrest" — and one of my very favorite parts of no longer having a phone has been that lindell's fucking robocalls, perforce, were finally halted — undaunted, he began spamming the fuck outta me regarding his "legal offense" fund until i blocked his ass there, too — i mean, gotta love him for his relentless squawking for our country back, but being punished this way for merely buying one of his pillows in solidarity wore me down....

mahmood

even MORE tucker

the buddhas of the ten directions fixed my washing machine! i've owned it for 20 years and this is the second time it's happened. just mysteriously started functioning correctly again. thank you, jesus, thank you, lord. i knew it had to be a spiritual fix or i was going to be dead sooner'n anyone thought. there's a ghost in my washing machine....

feel better yet?

theo's got jeff bridges on

how long, not long

macgregor and more macgregor

10:30pm pdt: it just started raining... and there will be light steady rain most of tomorrow... temperatures in the high fifties and low sixties for the next ten days... in other words: normal early summer in california's tippy top left corner... at laaaasst... thank the buddhas of the ten directions....

china tiptoes toward taiwan

well, it's about time!

yes, and rich indians on reservations also owned slaves

today was tucker day — he's in heavy demand


pipe up any time....