i'm back in my dollar calvins

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They went on easy. No strain at all. Not exactly loose, but totally comfortably on my body. Standing. Sitting. Bending. No fat bulging over the waist. The works. They damn fit. Men's 31/30 that I had to unhem because they were too short. And men's pants don't go clear up to women's waists, so that makes it double plus groovy these puppies are back on my gorgeous old butt.

Thanks be to Tony Pantalleresco for helping me stop poisoning myself or this would never have happened. My big bargain would've been but a painful memory. And I would also like to thank the buddhas of ten directions, without whom I have no chance.